he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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