you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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