ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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