That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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