so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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