You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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