I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Randomize
