he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Randomize
