i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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