Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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