Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
why is half of my head shaved?
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