I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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