i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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