Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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