Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
So much Jack, so little girl.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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