careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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