you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
