I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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