So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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