Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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