Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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