Quick, to the slutcave!
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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