I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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