You surviving the open bar?
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i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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