can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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