never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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