once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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