you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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