and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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