oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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