He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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