Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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