I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Staff meetings will be awkward since my boss and I both did the new intern
Maybe she doesn’t know you did him
Oh she definitely knows - it was a threesome
Please tell me you’re not taking life advice from porn scripts again
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