Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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