This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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