i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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