There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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