I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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