After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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