Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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