Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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