Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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