I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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