And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Randomize
