You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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