dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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