i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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