Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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