didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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