you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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