ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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