it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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