Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
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